Be a Dentist - ORIGINAL

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1 Be a Dentist - ORIGIN omitted: first 6 bars of underscoring. I've used a staccato eighth note at the start of a bar when there is dialogue, e.g. the first 2 pages, just to force the application to let me type in the lyrics. There is no sung pitch associated with these notes. This happens in the "Say h" section at the end, too. H. shman. enken 112 onathan 4 hen/i/was younger just a bad little kid, 8 y mama noticed funny things I did, ike shootin' puppies with/a BB gun 12 I'd poison guppies, and when I was done, I'd find a pussycat/and bash in its head. 16 That's when my ma-ma said: She said, "y boy, I think some day, you'll find a way to make your nat -u -ral ten - den -cies pay. You'll be a 20 den - tist! You have a ta-lent for cau-sing things pain. Son, be a den - tist. Peo -ple will pay you to be in - hu - mane. Your temp' ra-ment's wrong for the priest hood and teach -ing would suit you still

2 31 2 less. Son, be a den - tist. You'll be a suc - cess!" 43 w shut up! Open wide, here/i come! I am your den - tist, and I en - joy the ca-reer that I picked! I am your den - tist, and I get 56 off on the pain I in - flict! hen I start ex-trac -ting those mo -lars, you 60 girls will be screa -ming like ho - ly rol - lers. and though it may cause my pa-tients dis - tress, some -where in hea-ven a - bove me, I know that my ma-ma's proud of me 'Cause I'm a den - tist, and a suc - 74 cess! Say h... Say h... Say h... Now spit!

3 Be a Dentist - ORIGIN omitted: first 6 bars of underscoring. I've used a staccato eighth note at the start of a bar when there is dialogue, e.g. the first 2 pages, just to force the application to let me type in the lyrics. There is no sung pitch associated with these notes. This happens in the "Say h" section at the end, too. H. shman. enken 112 lyssa hat did she say? You'll be a den -tist Oo 23 pain! Son, be a den -tist Oo In - hu-mane! Oo Oo ah Son, be a den - tist. You'll be a suc - cess!" ho wants their/teeth done/by/the arquis de Sade? Oh, that hurts! I'm not 43 numb! Den - tist, good-ness gra-cious, Oo 49 you love it! Den - tist, fit-ting bra -ces, Oo you really love.it!

4 54 2 Oo Oo ah Den - tist Oo dis-tress! oo oo ah den - tist 74

5 Be a Dentist - ORIGIN omitted: first 6 bars of underscoring. I've used a staccato eighth note at the start of a bar when there is dialogue, e.g. the first 2 pages, just to force the application to let me type in the lyrics. There is no sung pitch associated with these notes. This happens in the "Say h" section at the end, too. H. shman. enken 112 manda 21 hat did she say? You'll be a 27 den - tist Oo Son, be a den - tist Oo 33 In - hu-mane! Oo Oo ah Son, be a den - tist. 41 You'll be a suc - cess!" Here he/is girls,the leader of the plaque! 47 Oh, that hurts! I'm not numb! Den - tist, good-ness 53 gra-cious, Oo Den - tist, fit-ting bra -ces, Oo 60 Oo Oo ah Den - tist Oo dis-tress! oo oo ah

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7 Be a Dentist - ORIGIN omitted: first 6 bars of underscoring. I've used a staccato eighth note at the start of a bar when there is dialogue, e.g. the first 2 pages, just to force the application to let me type in the lyrics. There is no sung pitch associated with these notes. This happens in the "Say h" section at the end, too. H. shman. enken 112 endy 23 hat did she say? You'll be a den -tist Oo 29 Son, be a den -tist Oo In - hu-mane! Oo 35 Oo ah Son, be a den - tist. You'll be a suc - cess!" 42 atch him suck/up that gas, oh my God! Oh, that 48 hurts! I'm not numb! Den - tist, good-ness gra-cious, 54 Oo Den - tist, fit-ting bra -ces, Oo 61 Oo Oo ah Den - tist Oo dis-tress! oo oo ah den - tist

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9 Be a Dentist - ORIGIN omitted: first 6 bars of underscoring. I've used a staccato eighth note at the start of a bar when there is dialogue, e.g. the first 2 pages, just to force the application to let me type in the lyrics. There is no sung pitch associated with these notes. This happens in the "Say h" section at the end, too. H. shman. enken 112 ackenzie 22 hat did she say? You'll be a den -tist 28 Oo Son, be a den -tist Oo In - hu-mane! 34 Oo Oo ah Son, be a den - tist. You'll be a suc - 41 cess!" He's/a dentist and he'll never ever be any/good 47 Oh, that hurts! I'm not numb! Den - tist, good-ness 52 gra-cious, Oo Den - tist, fit-ting bra -ces, 59 Oo Oo Oo ah Den - tist Oo dis-tress! oo oo ah

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11 Be a Dentist - ORIGIN omitted: first 6 bars of underscoring. I've used a staccato eighth note at the start of a bar when there is dialogue, e.g. the first 2 pages, just to force the application to let me type in the lyrics. There is no sung pitch associated with these notes. This happens in the "Say h" section at the end, too. H. shman. enken 112 Piano 6 m 7 11 F 7 B C 7 15 C 7

12 20 F Dm Gm C 7 F 2 25 Dm Gm C 7 Gm C 30 m D 7 Gm C m/e F 7 F 7 B

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