The Mini Monsters Club

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1 Mini Monsters Club Theme [ALL] We're the Mini Monsters Club, We're the Mini Monsters Club We're the Mini Monsters Club, We're the Mini Monsters Club [Announcer] We're Mini Monsters. We're just like big monsters, but only half the size... and half as scary, too! We're the Mini Monsters Club. We wanna be friends! So come on! Meet the club. Let's begin! [WEREWOLF] I'm Larry, the hairy, not-so-scary werewolf! [VAMPIRE] And I'm Val, the very nice vampire [RAVEN] I'm DJ rave, the raven [GOBLIN] I'm Gobs, the goblin [SWAMP THINGAMAJIG] And I'm the Swamp Thing-a-ma-jig [ALL] We're the Mini Monsters Club, We're the Mini Monsters Club [BOY PUMPKN] I'm Jack-O'-Lantern [GIRL PUMPKIN] And I'm his sister, Jackie-O'-Lantern [BOTH PUMPKINS] And we're the Pumpkin King and Queen [GHOUL] I'm Spooky McCool, the ghoul [ZOMBIE] I'm Zonky the Zombie [SKELETON] And I'm Bones, the skeleton [ALL] We're the Mini Monsters Club, We're the Mini Monsters Club [MUMMY] I'm Mum, the mummy [WITCH] I'm Hazel, the witch [MOUSE] And I'm the Mouse, who lived in a haunted house [GHOSTS] We are your hosts, a group of singing ghosts... Welcome to the Mini Monsters Club [ALL] We're the Mini Monsters Club, We're the Mini Monsters Club We're the Mini Monsters Club, We're the Mini Monsters Club

2 It's halloween Halloween's coming better get ready Gotta have a costume if you want candy Make a ghost costume with an old sheet Then you'll be ready to trick or treat We're gonna knock, knock, knock Go ding, dong, ding When they open the door We'll yell "Trick or Treat!" It's Halloween, and we want candy It's Halloween, they're gonna hand me A little bit of chocolate, lollipops Candy corn, lemon drops Bubble gum, peppermint Taffy, let's do it again! Let's go to the next house... Halloween's coming I want some candy Going trick or treating with my best friend Andy I'm gonna wear a mask, look real scary Might dress like a werewolf big and hairy We're gonna knock, knock, knock Go ding, dong, ding When they open the door We'll yell "Trick or Treat!" It's Halloween, and we want candy It's Halloween, they're gonna hand me A little bit of chocolate, lollipops Candy corn, lemon drops Bubble gum, peppermint Taffy, let's do it again! Let's go to the next house... It's Halloween, and we want candy It's Halloween, and we want candy It's Halloween, Halloween, It's Halloween, Halloween, It's Halloween, Halloween,

3 Larry the hairy werewolf I'm Larry, the hairy, not-so-scary werewolf...ahhhhh-oooooo! Every time there's a full moon up in the sky I know I'm gonna have a bad hair night Hair grows all over my body, my hands and my face and it grows right back the very moment I shave! I turn into a werewolf when there's a full moon I become a wolf man and I howl like a loon! I might look like a mad dog, but I won't bite Although, I gotta tell ya that right now, a big juicy dog biscuit sure sounds nice! Mmm, mmmm I'm a werewolf, but not a scare-wolf I'm just Larry, who's way too hairy, hair-wolf That over there wolf, who's in the zoo wolf That's the please be careful, he could bite you wolf! But me I'm just hairy, my name is Larry I'm Larry, the hairy, not-so-scary......ahhhhh-oooooo! Werewolf Oh oh, here comes the full moon Oh, you know what that makes me do... Hey, do you wanna howl too? Ok. You Ready?...ahhhhh-oooooo! If you see me scratching, I don't have fleas It's all this hair that's itching me! I hope it doesn't rain, I'll look like a drowned rat! I forgot my comb, I should've wore a hat I'm really not a monster, don't run away anywhere I told ya I'm just hairy, so don't be scared! I'm a werewolf, but not a scare-wolf I'm just Larry, who's way too hairy, hair-wolf That over there wolf, who's in the zoo wolf That's the please be careful, he could bite you wolf But me I'm just hairy, my name is Larry I'm Larry, the hairy, not-so-scary......ahhhhh-oooooo! Werewolf Me I'm just hairy, my name is Larry I'm Larry, the hairy, not-so-scary......ahhhhh-oooooo! Werewolf

4 The witch had an itch Oh, The Witch had an itch, she just couldn't get It was on her back, where she couldn't scratch Itch, itch, itch... itchy Witch The Witch had an itch, The Witch had an itch There was a Witch with an itch that wouldn't quit She wondered what to do She said: "Poison Ivy can't hurt me, and I can't get fleas... I know, I'll boil up a magic brew!" Oh, The Witch had an itch, she just couldn't get It was on her back, where she couldn't scratch Itch, itch, itch... itchy Witch The Witch had an itch, The Witch had an itch So the witch made a potion, with some bees wax lotion, and rubbed it all over her skin But after it dried, the witch just cried! 'cause the itch got worse, she started scratching again Then the witch said, "I know, to the forest I'll go... I'll scratch my back against a tree like a bear!" She rubbed her back against the tree trunk, a whole bunch But all that did was make her dress tear! Oh, The Witch had an itch, she just couldn't get It was on her back, where she couldn't scratch Itch, itch, itch... itchy Witch The Witch had an itch, The Witch had an itch The itch got so bad, it made the witch start to twitch She was ready to try anything She jumped on her broom and away she flew Until down below, she spotted a stream "That water, ought'a, make it stop," she thought But there was one thing she was forgetting It was too late when she discovered her mistake When she landed in the steam, she started melting... No more itch, there's no more Witch The witch melted in the stream But I heard her say before she melted away... "Ah, I can finally stop scratching!" Oh, The Witch had an itch, she just couldn't get It was on her back, where she couldn't scratch Itch, itch, itch... itchy Witch There's no more itch, There's no more Witch!

5 Goblins gobblin' Do you know what a goblin is? They're mischievous little creatures Mischievous means they get into things they shouldn't! For example, I brought home a big bag of Halloween candy that I got from trick or treating and... Goblins gobbled my licorice Goblins gobbled my pixie stix Goblins gobbled my baby ruth Goblins gobbled my goobers too! Goblins gobbled all my fudge Goblins gobbled my milk duds My snickers bars, three musketeers There's no candy left in here! Goblins gobbled my box of dots Goblins gobbled my monster pops Goblins gobbled my juicy fruits Goblins gobbled my sweet tarts too! Sugar daddies, sugar babies, Rasinettes, they gobbled like crazy Gobbled up everything I had There's nothing left in my candy bag

6 Val the very nice vampire [Narrator] Val, was a very nice Vampire, but she got in big trouble at vampire school because she was being too nice to humans... We've have to kick you out of vampire school. You just don't have the right vampire stuff Why? You don't like to bite people on the neck, and if that wasn't bad enough... You went to the red cross and you gave blood! Now that's just not what vampires do. You're supposed to be scary and turn into a bat! Why would I do that? You help old ladies cross the street, you faint at the sight of blood. What kind of a Vampire is that? We don't want a very nice vampire in our vampire club Why? On Halloween you give out candy, instead of drinking blood But Candy's yummy! We don't want a very nice vampire in our vampire club How come? You're too nice to everybody. You're just not mean enough Now let me tell you how it's done We come out at night and hide from the sun We bite humans on the neck and drink their blood Yuk! You mean like a mosquito? No! And we sleep in a coffin when we're done Coffins are scary! Humans use garlic for protection, when we look in the mirror we have no reflection

7 Hey! I can see myself! Sorry kid. You just don't have what it takes to be a vampire! We don't want a very nice vampire in our vampire club Why? On Halloween you give out candy instead of drinking blood But Candy's yummy! We don't want a very nice vampire in our vampire club How come? You're too nice to everybody. You're just not mean enough We don't want a very nice vampire in our vampire club

8 Mummy with a tummy ache I'd love to go play, but I don't feel that great This mummy has a tummy ache I got a great big bag of candy, when I went to trick or treat This mummy didn't listen to his mommy, when she said watch what you eat I ate a butterfinger and a twix, some tootsie rolls and pixie sticks Milk duds and candy corn, I ate till I couldn't eat any more I'd love to go play, but I don't feel that great I ate and ate and ate and ate! Shouldn't have mixed licorice, with ten candy bars and sour patch kids Smarties, goobers, gummy eye balls, taffy, toffee, I ate it all Mommy said don't eat all your candy at once, but instead I ate all I could Now she's giving me tummy medicine, 'cause I don't feel so good! I'd love to go play, but I don't feel that great I ate and ate and ate and ate! I ate Pumpkin Peeps, Gummi Brains, Skull pops, Scairdy Cats, Wax Fangs Marshamallow Ghosts, lots of frightening food, Creeepy Crawlers, Spooky Spiders, too! I ate all my halloween bag could carry, this tummy ache, now that's scary! I'd love to go play, but I don't feel that great I ate and ate and ate and ate! I'd love to go play, but I don't feel that great I ate and ate and ate and ate! I'm the mummy with a tummy ache I'm the mummy with a tummy ache I'm the mummy with a tummy ache Oh, I don't feel very good I want my mummy!

9 Hairy things not scary things We're hairy things but not scary things They don't understand us, that's why they scream We're hairy things, hairy things, hairy things but not scary things! I'm a tarantula... I'm a big hairy spider I've got eight legs, I can win a race But hey, I'm not gonna bite ya! We're hairy things but not scary things They don't understand us, that's why they scream We're hairy things, hairy things, hairy things but not scary things! I'm a bat... I've got a hairy back I don't drink blood, I like to eat bugs Yeah I sleep upside down, what's wrong with that? We're hairy things but not scary things They don't understand us, that's why they scream We're hairy things, hairy things, hairy things but not scary things! I'm a caterpillar... I'm like a worm with spiky black hair One day I'll be a moth and fly everywhere I eat flowers and leaves, so don't be scared! We're hairy things but not scary things We're hairy things, hairy things, hairy things! We're hairy things but not scary things They don't understand us, that's why they scream We're hairy things, hairy things, hairy things but not scary things! We're hairy, but not scary We're hairy, but not scary Hairy things, hairy things Come on! I know you can sing... Hairy, Hairy, Hairy, Hairy! Hairy things but not scary things They don't understand us, that's why they scream We're hairy things, hairy things, hairy things but not scary things!

10 Mouse in a haunted house I'm a country mouse, I was sleeping in the grass, Right near an old abandoned shack It was dark and raining and cold outside So I thought no one would mind if I stayed the night So I squeezed through the door into the house I didn't know it was haunted, but I soon found out I heard rattling chains and rattling bones It should have been quiet, there was no one home I heard heavy footsteps on the wooden floor There was no one there, but someone slammed the door There were no lights and I shook with fright I couldn't find my way, back outside I'm a little mouse in a haunted house I've got to find a way, find a way out If I find a way out of this haunted shack This little mouse ain't coming back The restless spirits wouldn't let me be I saw a ghost float right in front of me I heard ghoulish groans from down the hall Then I saw another ghost walk through a wall! I heard a howl, I knew it wasn't the wind Then I heard a ghost knocking saying, "let me in!" I answered back, let me out! I don't want to spend the night in this haunted house! I'm a little mouse in a haunted house I've got to find a way, find a way out If I find a way out of this haunted shack This little mouse ain't coming back The house was dark, pitch black in every room Then I saw a ray of light shining from the moon So I followed the moon beam across floor That's when I saw, the front door I ran for the door as fast as I could My feet pitter pattered on the creaky wood The ghosts moaned, but I didn't look back I jumped right out through that front door crack

11 When I was safe in the woods alone I thought, this grassy field makes a much better home I gave one last look at that haunted shack Then I ran away and I'm never going back Take some advice from this little mouse You don't want to sleep in a haunted house I found my way out of that haunted shack And this little mouse ain't going back! Take some advice from this little mouse You don't want to sleep in a haunted house I found my way out of that haunted shack And this little mouse ain't going back! This little mouse ain't going back! Ain't going back!

12 Jack-o'-lantern There's a strange sight on Halloween night A monstrous face, oh what a fright! Made from a pumpkin, carved with a knife A flickering candle, eerie light Jack-o'-lantern, Halloween He only shows his face on All Hallows Eve Wicked grin, jagged teeth A lid on his head to blow off steam Jack-o'-lantern, Jack-o'-lantern Jack-o'-lantern, Jack-o'-lantern Jack-o'-lantern sits on your porch He's part decoration and part torch Jack looks scary in the dark of night He's got fire in his eyes Jack-o'-lantern, Trick or treat He lights the way down the street On Halloween, Jack is king! His sister Jackie O' Lantern is pumpkin queen Jack-o'-lantern, Jack-o'-lantern Jack-o'-lantern, Jack-o'-lantern There's a strange sight on Halloween night A monstrous face, oh what a fright! Made from a pumpkin, carved with a knife A flickering candle, eerie light Jack-o'-lantern sits on your porch He's part decoration and part torch Jack-o'-lantern, Halloween He only shows his face on All Hallows Eve If you see Jack-o'-lantern, it's Halloween!

13 Dj raven's rave It's time for a celebration Halloween is the occasion Let's throw a party for merry makin' And dance to DJ Rave the Raven! Light up the candles in all the pumpkins DJ Rave the Raven will get things pumpin' I'll be spinning our favorite tunes While we dance by the light of the moon Let's have a fright on Halloween Night I'll be playing all the spooky songs we like Let's dance to the Haunted House, Monster mash Do the Zombie Stomp and we'll have a blast STOP! Now shake it one time Shake it two times Put your hands in the air Clap twice up there All the ghosts say Whooooo! Now you say Whooooo! All the ghosts say Boo! Now you say Boo! Now the monsters sing! Let me hear the Mummy groan Let me hear the ghosts moan Let me hear the Owl, And the Werewolf howl Let me hear bats wings, All of the ravens sing Let me hear the monsters roar Are you ready? Get ready... ready to dance some more! It's time for a celebration Halloween is the occasion Let's throw a party for merry makin' And dance to DJ Rave the Raven! Light up the candles in all the pumpkins DJ Rave the Raven will get things pumpin' I'll be spinning our favorite tunes While we dance by the light of the moon Let's have a fright on Halloween Night I'll be playing all the spooky songs we like Let's dance to the Haunted House, Monster mash Do the Zombie Stomp and we'll have a blast Let's dance! Let's dance!

14 Skeleton bones Banging down the street We've got knocking knees Rattling in the wind Our bones are instruments Ok Skeletons, let's play a song on our bones! Rat-tat-tat-tat on your knee cap Slap-slap on your elbow Shake your wrist, give your pelvis a twist And tap dance on your toes Banging down the street We've got knocking knees Rat-tat-tat-tat on your knee cap Slap-slap on your elbow Shake your wrist, give your pelvis a twist And tap dance on your toes Rattling in the wind Our bones are instruments Our bones are instruments

15 The zombie stomp Let's do a dance called the zombie stomp Stomp your feet on the floor, STOMP! Let's do a dance called the zombie stomp Put your hands out front when you walk! Zombies get ready! Stomp! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! Let's do a dance called the zombie stomp Put your hands out front when you walk! Moan and groan, then say "Ug!" UG! Turn to your neighbor, give a great big hug Zombies get ready! Stomp! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! Ok Zombies, it's time to learn a new dance Let's go! Put your left arm out... keep your left arm up Put your right arm out... keep your right arm up Let's hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Higher! Hop! Higher! Hop! Hop! Hop! Zombies... Hop! Let's do a dance called the zombie stomp Stomp your feet on the floor, STOMP! Let's do a dance called the zombie stomp Put your hands out front when you walk! Zombies get ready! Stomp! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!