Sisters. Beware of the sisters sisters sisters. One brings you fortune and the other does not. Seeking out luck but doesn t have luck

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1 Ibarra 1 Christopher Ibarra 18 th May 2017 Engl 1 Sisters Beware of the sisters sisters sisters One brings you fortune and the other does not Seeking out luck but doesn t have luck Searching for luck but luck doesn t come Luck only comes to those who don t search Luck is just random and it will come when she wants But be wary of the evil sister to balance out the luck For she brings chaos to those who don t deserve luck Suffering her wrath will balance out your luck Because having too much luck should never be good Beware of the sisters sisters sisters Tyche Goddess of good luck and fortune will bring you fortune while Nemesis Goddess of Revenge will be hovering waiting to balance out the fortune

2 Ibarra 2 The Interview with Poseidon God of the Sea I recently had an interview with Poseidon God of the Sea to see where he stands and feels about global warming. His respond to was shocking. You can see how much pain it is costing him and how the ocean life is getting destroyed little by little. How the water temperatures are changing and making sea life difficult to live in as well people keep littering on the beaches that ends up in the ocean damaging our ecosystem. Poseidon mention something important about our ocean life, is that if we keep damaging it and not do a single thing to help change global warming our main life source will be destroyed. Our life resource comes from the ocean where small zooplankton feds on plankton. The very first food chain starts from plankton and works its way up on the food chain going smallest to biggest. The plankton and zooplankton is what provides our oxygen and the tree purifiers it from what Poseidon was telling me. I found this very intriguing while he was telling me and I asked him "Is there anything that we can do to change this or reduce the damage we have been costing?" Poseidon said "Yes, yes we can and it is not to late to start." He starts going off with many ideas and what we can do to stop and help the world to improve. Of course the most obvious one was to stop littering because it damage the waters, homes of the sea animals and can cause damage to some sea animals even death. He said that we need to start picking up trashes and recycle them, start making biodegradable that way sea animals are less threatened. Reducing smog that we contaminate the air so we can reduce global warming. If we all start doing our part and pitching in those small efforts will make a difference and become something greater. The ideas that Poseidon shared with me were good and hopefully they will take in effect soon so the world can be a better place. And yes Poseidon is vegan.

3 Ibarra 3 How to approach someone and make them your significant other I. Find someone who you are attracted to and don't give up I Once you find that person approach them. Talk to them, get to them, see what they are interested and what they like. If everything goes well exchange numbers, ask when they are free to hang out again V. If the connection grows stronger then make them your significant other. If all hopes are lost and it didn t happen how you expected it you can always learn the "How to approach someone and make them your significant other" Hades edition! I. Be persisted. Keep bugging them. I Have a dark heart but when you see your crush let your heart become soft. Ask their parents for permission to date their child. If the parents say no, take matters into your own hand. V. Wait when the person you want to date isn't paying attention and get closer. VI. Once in distance grab your crush and bring them down to underworld with you where no one can find them. V If they keep nagging and crying feed them a pomegranate fruit. In the underworld is the forbidden. They will stop and love you VI Last but not least... You get to married them and spend all of eternity with them!

4 Ibarra 4 Grocery shopping with Artemis and Apollo When you go grocery shop with Artemis and Apollo expect it to take your whole day because besides food, they need new bows, arrows, and equipment to hunt. Let me give you an example so you can avoid doing errands with them. I. Milk, eggs, cheese, ham, bread I Soups, beans, jelly, chips, water Healthy drinks (No soda), alcohol (mainly wine), sauce Vegetables, fruits, salads, frozen fruit, cereal V. And ice cream I. Bows Weapon store I Arrows, explosive arrows, fire arrows, poison arrows, plague arrows, shocking arrows Traps, bear traps, chains Explosive, grenades, mines, C4, claymore, trip mine V. Night vision, camo clothing, quiver, laser pointers, communicating devices VI. Bait Once you hit the weapon store with them expect to be there for a good while since hunting give them a good adrenaline rush and it's one of their favorite sport to do. Hope you don t become on their list.

5 Ibarra 5 Questionnaire 1. Out of the 3 Brothers who will you stay with? A) Zeus God of the Sky B) Poseidon God of the Sea C) Hades God of the underworld 2. If you were able to hunt one of the Gods with the abilities of Artemis or Apollo who will it be? A) Artemis B) Apollo C) Hades D) Nemesis E) Ares 3. Who would you pick to have a sister? A) Athena Goddess of Wisdom, War, and Useful arts B) Artemis Goddess of moon, the hunt, and young maidens C)Aphrodite Goddess of Love and Beauty D)Nike Goddess of Victory E)Nemesis Goddess of Revenge F) Tyche Goddess of good luck and fortune 4. Who would you pick to have a brother? A)Ares God of War B) Apollo God of archery, music, poetry, prophecy, medicine, and later on the god of the sun C) Hephaestus God of blacksmiths and fire D) Hermes God of the Roadways, Travelers, Merchants and Thieves E) Dionysus God of Wine F) Janus God of beginning, choices, and doorways 5. Who would you want for parents? A) Chaos & Nyx B) Erebus & Nyx C) Aether & Hemera D) Uranus & Gaia 6. Who would you try to slain? A) Minotaur B) Hydra C) Sirens D) Chimera E) Cerberus F) Cyclops